triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
ireallylikegaryoldman:
You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.
if i had any i would bby
bastardfromabasket:
Axis of Awesome - Four Chords Song
mechastreisand:
I’M ACTUALLY CRYING OKAY